The joke that Bender tells but never finishes (while crawling through the ceiling) actually has no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, he ad-libbed the line. Originally, he was supposed to tell a joke that would end when he came back into the library and said, “Forgot my pencil”, but no one could come up with a joke for that punchline.
Did they just make up this entire movie on the spot.
Don’t Say “That’s So Gay” Campaign (Wanda Sykes) [ x ]
How about a round of applause.
skeletons are shitty fucking idiots
how is it a skeleton but has fleshy hands
where the fuck do you even find these pictures
Latin American Studies Majors:
Religious Studies Majors:
Women & Gender Studies Majors:
I love everything about this post.
Fuck the popo
THIS IS THE MOST BADASS THING IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE HELL YES.
the fact that textposts are stolen from tumblr and put up on twitter, then screenshotted and put back up on tumblr literally amazes me
I get so overwhelmed whenever I get an iTunes gift card
Like what music do I deem worthy enough to legally purchase?
STOP EVERYTHING YOU’RE DOING.
THIS IS A VIDEO OF JOSH KEATON (VOICE OF SPECTACULAR SPIDER-MAN) READING A SELECTION OF SPECTACULAR SPIDER-MEMES
capturing the true sarcastic nature of Peter Parker