kayleeseranada:

celebritiesandmovies:

The joke that Bender tells but never finishes (while crawling through the ceiling) actually has no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, he ad-libbed the line. Originally, he was supposed to tell a joke that would end when he came back into the library and said, “Forgot my pencil”, but no one could come up with a joke for that punchline.

Did they just make up this entire movie on the spot.

myselfisme:

Don’t Say “That’s So Gay” Campaign (Wanda Sykes) [ x ]

How about a round of applause.

Nice.

leoneabbacchio:

videogamedad:

flummoxecl:

videogamedad:

takingbackfundaes:

videogamedad:

leoneabbacchio:

skeletons are shitty fucking idiots

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how is it a skeleton but has fleshy hands

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where the fuck do you even find these pictures

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STOP IT

Emperor’s New College

xshiromorix:

tokyodoll13:

English Majors:

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Architecture Majors:

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Music Majors:

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Engineering Majors:

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Mathematics Majors:

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Theater Majors:

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Latin American Studies Majors:

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Linguistics Majors:

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History Majors:

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Religious Studies Majors:

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Law Students:

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Chemistry Majors:

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Women & Gender Studies Majors:

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Anthropology Majors:

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Sociology Majors:

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Philosophy Majors:

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Geology Majors:

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Economics Majors:

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Classics Majors:

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Government Majors:

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I love everything about this post.

starsandbars3:

guceubcuesu:

Fuck the popo

THIS IS THE MOST BADASS THING IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE HELL YES.

starsandbars3:

guceubcuesu:

Fuck the popo

THIS IS THE MOST BADASS THING IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE HELL YES.

telapathetic:

telapathetic:

the fact that textposts are stolen from tumblr and put up on twitter, then screenshotted and put back up on tumblr literally amazes me

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bitchesgetshitdone:

I get so overwhelmed whenever I get an iTunes gift card

Like what music do I deem worthy enough to legally purchase?

lifesneverhumdrum:

whatjanesays:

STOP EVERYTHING YOU’RE DOING.

THIS IS A VIDEO OF JOSH KEATON (VOICE OF SPECTACULAR SPIDER-MAN) READING A SELECTION OF SPECTACULAR SPIDER-MEMES

capturing the true sarcastic nature of Peter Parker

When you look out the window expecting spring weather and there’s still snow outside